Skylanders Universe - Trigger Happy Targets the Evil Kaos by Onk Beakman

Author:Onk Beakman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
Published: 2016-03-31T15:07:54+00:00

The Kastle’s entrance chamber was huge. A staircase rose up to a raised platform behind a massive golden statue of a particularly smug-looking Kaos. The Portal Master had obviously hoped that his likeness was imposing, but the effect was lessened by the fact that Trigger Happy was bouncing up and down on the evil Portal Master’s bald head, blowing raspberries.

“Whoever designed this place was bananas!” Food Fight said, whistling as he gazed up at the high-vaulted ceiling.

“No kidding,” replied Terrafin. “Can it get any creepier?”

“Sure it can,” said Cynder, pointing to a portrait on the wall. “Check out this guy.”

Spyro couldn’t help but snicker. The painting showed a young Kaos with a thick head of dark curly hair standing next to his long-suffering butler-turned-hench-Troll, Glumshanks.

“Who would have thought that Kaos looked worse with hair?” Cynder said with a smirk.

“I’M SO GLAD I AMUSE YOU, SKYLOSER!” thundered a voice that seemed to come from every angle.

“THIS IS THE VOICE OF KAOS,” the voice continued, although there was no mistaking the Portal Master’s nasal whine, even at this volume. “YOU DARE ENTER MY DOMAIN, FOOLS?”

“Yeah, we dare,” Spyro shouted back.

“And we dare to kick your butt, too,” Terrafin added, shrugging when he received a long, hard glare from the purple dragon. “What?”

Spyro rolled his eyes before turning his attention back to the disembodied voice. “Show yourself, Kaos. Or are you too scared to face us?”

Kaos’s voice laughed so much that it almost dissolved into a coughing fit. “ME? SCARED OF YOU? HA! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SOOOO RIDICULOUS, GLUMSHANKS?”

Another voice joined the conversation. This one was even whinier, if such a thing were possible.

“No, Lord Kaos. Although there was that one time in—”

“SIIIIILENCE!” Kaos boomed. “I ASSUME YOU HAVE COME FOR THE MASK? MY MASK! TELL ME, HOW IS HUGO? STILL FEELING”—Kaos paused to snicker—“SHEEPISH?”

“What are you trying to do?” Lightning Rod shouted. “Bore us into submission? Come out and face us like the worm you are!”

There was more laughter at this. This time it was so loud that the foundations trembled and dust fell from the ceiling.

“FACE YOU, YOU SAY? WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR MY FEARSOME FACE, SKYFOOLS!”

“What does that even mean, Lord Kaos?” the Skylanders heard Glumshanks cut in. “I thought we’d discussed your lines.”

“SHUT UP, IDIOT!” Kaos snapped, and the doors at the top of the stairwell crashed open by themselves. “YOU WANT THE MASK, SKYLANDERS? COME AND GET IT!”

“You heard the man,” shouted Spyro, already racing up the thick-carpeted stairs. “We’ve got an arch-nemesis to defeat! Come on!”

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